8/29/11 04:00 pm - Eri/Fef fevver shenanigans
began pestering punsonPorpoise
at 9:01 --
PC: sup fef
PP: Gluuuuub. 38(
PC: hey wwhats that face
PC: you ok
PP: I'm sick.
PC: howw sick
PP: I mig)(t DI--E!
PC: ill be right ovver fef dont die
will FIND HER. AND TAKE CARE OF HER. s-sob --
PC: ((... wait why am I still pesterclient)
began pestering punsonPorpoise
at 9:05 --
FL: ((there wwe go))
PP: /me is just going to lay here and wait to be saved in her makeshift princess bed in the basement with horrorterros and cuttlefish
SWWOOPS IN TO THE RESCUE bearin a sylladex full a soup an tea an blankets an pillowws --
FL: Fef! I'm here!
PP: )(ey, -Eridan..!
PP: /me overdramatically weak voice
RUSHES TO HER BEDSIDE --
an takes up her hand in his an presses the back of his hand to her forehead --
PP: /me holds Eridan's hand weakly
PP: It's so good to see you, at least I don't )(ave to DI-E alone!
WWIBBLES WWORRIEDLY AN WWITH WWILD ALLITERATION --
FL: f fef you aint gonna die i aint gonna alloww it!
strokes her hair back from her face an presses a wworried kiss to her too-wwarm forehead --
PP: /me SMILES
PP: T)(ank you!
STROKESTROKESTROKE fuss fuss wworry wworry --
FL: wwhat can i do fef is there anythin you need i brought pillowws an blankets an soup an tea
PP: .. Can you make me icecream soup?
FL: sure fef anythin you wwant wwhat kind
PP: Sea cucumber.
FL: ok ill make it happen fef anythin for you
FL: h here heres some tea wwhile i go make it fef
PP: T)(ank you!
PP: /me BURNS HER TONGUE ON THE TEA AND BLUUHS
gives her tea and another concerned forehead kiss an-- --
FL: fef are you okay oh cod im sorry
FUSSY FUSS FUSS --
PP: It's okay, it's not)(ing compared to all t)(e pain I'm feeling!
KAHFJDSHFKD FUSSSSSSSS --
FL: f fef oh cod please ill
PP: /me HAND ON FOREHEAD DRAMATICALLY
clings to her bedside like a particuarly teary-eyed clam an strokes her hair an says --
FL: look, i-- i'll be right back wwith sea cucumber ice cream soup fef
FL: if you need me before im back just message me
PP: Alrig)(t.. Please, )(urry! I don't t)(ink I )(ave long left!
DEPARTS IN A FLASH AN ALCHEMISES LIKE THE FUCKIN WWIND an returns wwithin fivve minutes wwith a bowwl of the aforementioned soup --
PP: /me LOOKS DEAD
fkajdskfk SOBS --
FL: fef no fef please youvve gotta be ok fef
falls to his knees at her bedside! an checks for a pulse under her face fins ;A; --
PP: /me is still alive
FL: oh thank cod fef i wwas reely scared
FL: i brought you your soup
is teary an sniffly in concern --
PP: T)(ank you!
FL: y youre wwelcome
FL: do you wwant me to feed it to you fef
FL: i dont wwant you to strain yourself
PP: .. Y-yea)(!
PP: /me awyis servants
wwill prop her up on all these pillowws he brough an spoon-feed her tenderlike --
PP: Will you tell me a story at t)(e same time?
FL: s shore
FL: wwhat kinda story fef
PP: I feel a little betta already!
FL: anythin you wwanna hear
PP: A reely fis)(y story. )(ee )(ee.
FL: oh wwhale uh
PP: /me COUGHS into her hand
pats her back an wwibbles an wwobblinly starts sayin --
FL: wwhale okay once there wwas a fish
FL: no wwait
FL: a cuttlefish
FL: an she wwas the most beautiful cuttlefish anyone evver did sea bein all pink an gold an elegant an happy
PP: /me smiles and eats soup and thinks this is a pretty decent story for Eridan standards
FL: an she lovved all the other cuttlefish in the ocean an all the wweird land animals too evven though most a the land animals wwerent evven wworthy of your i mean her attentions
FL: but there wwas a reel big problem for the beautiful cuttlefish!
FL: cause bein so lovvely an regal an all she wwas all cut out to be queen a the cuttlefishes an the land animals too cause clearly cuttlefish are the superior species in this story an get to rule evverythin
FL: but there wwas already a queen cuttlefish an that queen wwasnt havvin none a this
PP: W-w)(at )(appened t)(en?
FL: wwhale clearly she needed help
FL: i mean if it had been anyone but the queen cuttlefish im sure the lovvely pink one thats the starfish a our story wwouldnt havve any trouble
FL: but since it wwas the old queen she saww that she needed some assistance
FL: so she asked her most trusted cuttlefrond evver wwho wwas this dashinly handsome purple cuttlefish by the wway an he said
FL: "shore, fefferfish!"
FL: "ill all help you wwith wwhatevver you need"
FL: "cause wwere best fronds forevver"
FL: an wwith that the twwo a them beat the old queen cuttlefish an the neww queen ruled forevver an evver an made evverythin the wway she wwanted it to be
FL: the end
PP: T)(at was a great story.
PP: T)(ank you.
PP: /me grips Eridan's hand
PP: I'm so )(appy I'll get to die wit)( you next to me! Glub.
FL: ((S-SOB CLASS TIME))
FL: (I'LL BE BACK SOON))
PP: (L-ETS CONTINU-E W)(-EN YOU COM-EBACK<3)
PP: (i'll come up wit)(more ridic demands)
FL: fef i
FL: i aint gonna let you die
PP: I'm not s)(ore if t)(ere is anyt)(ing anyone can do!
FL: but wwhenevver you do die wwhich aint gonna be today ill definately be at your boww
FL: an ill do anythin fef
FL: just stay wwith me
PP: I'll try!
PP: But I am reely sick.
PP: I don't want you to catc)( t)(is too!
sniffles an tears up a little --
FL: a aww fef i
FL: dont wworry about me
FL: only wworry about yourself
PP: /me GLUBS SADLY
FL: be shellfish for me just this once an do wwhatevver you can to get better
PP: T-t)(ank you, -Eridan! I couldn't ask for a better frond!
cradles her hand t his cheek maybe gettin a feww tears on it --
FL: do you need anythin
PP: I t)(ink it's a )(UMAN disease, I don't know )(ow to cure it.
FL: more blankets or pillowws or
PP: No, I'm already too )(ot!
PP: /me kicks off blankets
FL: o okay
PP: /me pouts
FL: wwhale i could pester a human ask them wwhat they do to cure their diseases
PP: Now I'm cold.
... p-perches on the side of the bed an pulls her close an wwraps his cape around her --
PP: ...! W)(at if you'll catc)( w)(atever I )(ave?
PP: /me snuggles against anyway
FL: i already told you fef dont wworry about me just wworry about you
FL: i cant havve you keelin ovver fef
FL: i need
FL: ... youre my best frond
PP: /me sneezes on Eridan's cape
PP: T-t)(ank you!
PP: And sorry...
PP: /me 38(
FL: its okay i can wwash it
wwipes her nose wwith his sleevve tenderlike --
PP: /me 38)
PP: You're making me feel so muc)( better just being )(ere!!
blushes an buries his face in her hair an mumbles somethin about havvin to be there for her no matter wwhat right --
an bein best fronds. --
an shyly he offers her his pinky finger like wwhen they swwore to be fronds forevver --
PP: /me wraps her SHAKY pinky around Eridan's
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at 13:49 --
wwraps his arm around her an holds her close an lovvinly an strokes her hair an --
FL: oh hey theres a human online
FL: ill go ask him about human diseases
began pestering fuckinLand
at 13:51 --
SI: sup fishsticks
FL: stri im guessin
SI: in the flresh
SI: or not really
SI: who knows
FL: are you at least a human
SI: i could be a klingon for all you know
FL: wwhat the fuck is a
FL: you knoww wwhat nevvermind i dont evven care
FL: stri i need your help
SI: for what
FL: human diseases
FL: i need t knoww howw to treat them
SI: alright lets start with stds
SI: so which one is it
FL: i dunno if i kneww wwhat it wwas i wwouldnt be askin you noww wwould i
FL: fuckin hell
SI: so what are they
SI: because i am now doctor strider
FL: sneezin an fevver an wweakness
SI: sounds like
SI: the flu
FL: an cravvin for sea cucumber ice cream soup
FL: the flu
FL: is that bad
SI: wait how are you sure this is a human disease anyway
SI: it could be a
SI: wait for it
SI: troll disease
SI: would that be such a shocking revelation or what
FL: shut up i just need to knoww howw to make it go awway
SI: yeah its bad
SI: you can die from it
SI: like in three days
FL: fuck fuck fuck fuckin fuckity fuck fuck
FL: that aint fuckin happinin
PP: /me smiles at
PP: I )(ope t)(ey'll be able to )(elp!
FL: i hope so too fef
PP: You know...
PP: /me cups Eridan's cheeks and sticks her face really close
PP: I never noticed you )(ave suc)( an adorabubble nose!
PP: /me squishes cheeks a little and giggles
is. SO PURPLE. oh fuck --
FL: thanks fef
PP: )(ee )(ee.
FL: you havve a reel adorabbubble nose too
PP: /me faints with their foreheads pressed together
... OH SHIT --
PESTERS DAVE URGENTLY an holds her close and sobs a little --
SI: so heres what you do
FL: oh fuck fuck she just fainted
FL: fuck shit shit
SI: looks like i have to give you the emergency cure methods
SI: first you kiss her
SI: and then find some medicine
FL: wwhat kind of medicine
SI: [insert medicine for flu here because fuck if i know]
SI: yeah so you get that
SI: make sure the kiss is pretty deep though
FL: (anti-virals and vitamin- and calorie-rich foods and liquids :V )
SI: (LOL ok thanks XD)
SI: what would you do without me here to help
SI: i am just simply the best doctor there is
FL: do you think you could get the medicine for me
FL: im takin her up t my room ivve got food up there
FL: its room [wwhatevver]
SI: (he will also sneak in candy hearts with the medicine)
FL: i owwe you one
SI: peace out tell me when you guys lay eggs or something
ceased pestering fuckinLand
at 14:13 --
FL: fef oh god fef please
PP: /me glubs in her sleep a little
cradles her an pesters davve evven more frantically an glubs in wworry an then --
followwin stris advvice --
kisses her. on the mouth. wwith urgent desperation. --
PP: /me wakes up really confused
is still kissing her. --
PP: /me just GOES WITH IT and kisses back and then away back to giggle a little
goes dfhakjdfh an flushes solid purple from hair to chin --
FL: im gonna carry you a little bit
PP: O)(? W)(ere to?
PP: Are you strong enoug)(?
PP: /me grins a little
FL: up t my room so i can make you some reel food ok
FL: an yeah im strong enough
PP: T)(ank you, -Eridan.
PP: /me doesn't even know half what is going on
wwraps his cape around her an his scarf around her neck an lifts her bridalstyle in his arms --
PP: /me is p much dead weight other than linking her arms around Eridan's neck
wwill carry her up an keep on. tenderly. kissin her face. wwithout goin for the lips again at least for noww. --
FL: fef wwere here
FL: do you think uh
FL: you could open the door
FL: i dont wwant to drop you doin it myself
PP: /me fell asleep for a moment there, but reaches to sleepily open the door, missing the handle on the first few tries
PP: /me SUCCEEDS on the fourth try though
rewwards her wwith a tender squeeze an a kiss on the nose an a nuzzle at her cheek --
FL: come on fef im gonna make you so much soup
FL: an stri is gonna come bring you some medicine
PP: /me smiles widely in a sleepy manner, nuzzling Eridan back
PP: Mmm.. Fintastic.
FL: e ehe
FL: yeah fuckin fintastic fef
FL: youll sea youll be shore to be better in no time
PP: So, I'm not going to die?
FL: no you aint
FL: i aint allowwin it
FL: evven if i havve to breath breath into your lungs an pump your vascular system for you
FL: youre gonna live fef
FL: you havve to
PP: /me giggles a little
is dead serious --
PP: A little anticlimatic! But I'm glad. T)(ank you!
PP: I'd be dead for s)(ore wit)(out you.
flushes an deposits her in his bed, an strokes her face --
FL: wwhale then
FL: youre lucky to havve a best frond like me
PP: I s)(ore am.
PP: /me stares at some pretty bubbles she is seeing floating around
kisses her too-wwarm forehead an smooths her hair again an wwhispers --
FL: im gonna go get you some wwater ok
FL: i wwant you to drink as much as you wwant
PP: /me nods and boops Eridan's nose
FL: an then ill bring you some fruit juice
PP: W)(at fruit?
FL: i dunno
FL: howw does orange sound
FL: i could make it a smoothie for you wwith ice cream
FL: an im sure ivve got some rum layin around do you think youd feel better if you wwere a little drunk offa a rum an ice cream an orange smoothie
PP: )(mm, yes!
PP: T)(at sounds reely good!
FL: ok good
PP: /me eridan why are you getting her drunk that is a bad idea
he's a sailor ok rum is like its owwn food group an its made from sugar so its gotta be high energy --
kisses her forehead again an goes to get her a pitcher a wwater an a cup an returns an sits at her side --
PP: /me chugs it down in pretty much one gulp
PP: /me laughs at her being dehydrated because she used to live under the sea
moar wwater >:V --
wwill prop her up on his arm an help her drink it more slowwly --
PP: /me smiles widely at Eridan and drinks
PP: You're so wonderfoam!
p-purrs a little an blushes an kisses her on the cheek again --
FL: pff i havvent evven gotten you your smoothie yet
FL: if im wwonderfoam noww wwhatll i be then
PP: I'll )(ave to come up wit)( somet)(ing better for t)(en!!
is so blush an --
FL: /an pecks her on the lips again
you knoww to keep up the treatment --
PP: /me hugs and eskimokisses
is pretty okay wwith that an wwill bury one hand in her hair an press their foreheads together an try not to freak out about her dyin --
PP: You know, if you keep mackarelling on me you will catc)( it too! But it'll be okay if you do, I'll take care of you!!
dfkjhakds BLUSHES AN PULLS AWWAY --
FL: i aint mackrellin on you im just wworried ok fef
FL: an strider said kisses help you get better faster
FL: wwho am i t doubt a human on a human disease huh
PP: O)(? W-EIRD! I guess it figures, since it's a )(uman disease.
PP: /me shrugs and pulls Eridan close to press a light kiss on his lips
kisses back, tender as anythin, an real slowwly deepens it, givvin fef all the time in the wworld to tell him if the treatment wwas too strong --
PP: /me kisses back as she is.. susprisingly pretty okay with this and Eridan isn't as fishy of a kisser as she would have thought even though it's a little weird
has had lots a practice kissin his matesprit after all --
wwill evventually pull awway an wwipe fefs lowwer lip wwith his thumb --
PP: /me breaks the kiss with a light giggle, blushing a little.
oh wwhale then he wwipes her lip after that --
PP: Are you s)(ore t)(is is supposed to )(elp? It's making me feel a little more dizzy!
FL: uh wwhale thats wwhat he told me
PP: O)( w)(ale. I guess it's not bad dizzy, anyway.
PP: )(ee )(ee.
FL: wwhale uh
FL: ill just go make you that smoothie noww wwhat do you think
PP: T)(at sounds like a cod idea!
FL: o okay
FL: ill be right back fef
PP: /me will just lay down here because he just kissed Eridan and it wasn't half bad. She's pretty sure she's just having a really weird fever fueled dream.
wwill squeeze her hand an go make her that slushie wwith the orange an the rum an the ice cream --
an bring her a nice big cup a it wwith a spoon an sit at her side --
FL: you aint too hot or too cold or anythin fef are you
FL: do you wwant more pillowws
PP: Nope! I'm just fin rig)(t )(ere.
foreheadkisses her an offers her a spoonful a alcoholic smoothie --
PP: /me smiles and opens her mouth for the spoon with an "ah!", smiling cheerfully
feeds her wwith a little little tiny smile cause fuck hes wworried as shit still but cod shes just so --
so, so, so --
PP: /me eats happily because this was actually pretty good and the cold felt nice and made her throat hurt a lot less
is super fuckin happy that she likes it an wwill feed her as much as she wwants --
PP: You s)(ould )(ave some too! It's reely good.
FL: ehehe, reely?
wwill try a spoonfull --
... wwoww that is reel good --
will feed her the rest, though <3 --
anythin for fef --
PP: /me presses kiss on Eridan's cheek, lips a little cold from the smoothie
flushes an sets the cup aside an. wwill sit in bed wwith her? --
she could put her head in his lap or lean against his shoulder or wwhatevver --
PP: /me leans against Eridan, wrapping her arms around him and snuggling up close
snuggles back an asks quietly an gentlelike --
FL: wwould you like another story fef
PP: )(e)(e. I'd love one.
FL: ill try to make it a good one for you
kisses her hair an starts, slowwly an thoughtfully --
FL: do you remember the regal pink cuttlefish an her loyal purple cuttlefish frond
FL: like i said they had a lot a land animal fronds like a purrkitty an a bull an a bleatbeast an a hoofbeast and shit an ones that kinda livved inbetween all amphibious like like a crab an a seagoat
FL: an one day one some a them wwere all like
FL: "wwoww noww that our fefferfish is the neww queen you knoww as she should be cause shes amazin an beautiful an kind an lovvely"
PP: /me giggles
FL: "wwe should throww her an awwesome party or somethin maybe for her wwrigglin day you knoww to celebrate that shes wwith us evven despite any mistakes she mightvve made cause shes just that great"
PP: /me pretty much has sparkly eyes at this story
grins an kisses her nose --
FL: but then somethin terrible happened!
FL: the wwonderful beautiful cuttlequeen caught a terrible disease an evveryone wwas all like
FL: "oh fuckin hell wwe cant havve that!"
PP: O)( no! )(e)(e.
FL: an a course her loyal cuttlefrond wwas all agreein wwith them an wworried as heck cause he lovved the cuttlequeen a wwhole lot like almost more than anythin in the wworld
FL: so he told em
FL: "hey do you knoww wwhat"
FL: "since wwere throwwin a party for the B--EST cuttle queen -----EV-ER wwe should make it a get wwell party"
FL: "an wwe can all bring her things to make her feel better"
PP: /me nuzzles Eridan's neck affectionately
FL: "like her favvorite foods an blankets made just for royal cuttlefish beds an you knoww"
FL: "bringin ourselvves"
FL: "to tell her howw amazin she is an howw sad wwed be if she died"
FL: itd be reely reely reely sad by the wway
FL: cause no one had evver had a cuttlequeen as lovvely as this before
FL: so thats wwhat they did
PP: ... Pfft. O)( cod, -Eridan. You're t)(e biggest sillyfins.
PP: /me smiles brightly.
grins back --
FL: hey i aint done wwith the story yet you knoww
FL: so they all met up at a covve so all the cuttlefish an the land animals an the inbetwweeny ones could all talk together an evveryone brought somethin for the cuttlequeen
FL: an lemme think
PP: )(ee)(ee. Alrig)(t.
FL: wwhale the bleatbeast brought her a blanket wwovven outta her owwn fur
FL: an it wwas deep an red an wwarm as anythin
FL: an wwith it wwrapped around her it looked like the most elegant cloak a queen could evver wwant
PP: T)(at sounds reely nice!
FL: ehehe doesnt it
FL: an the bull brought her a little bird that sang so swweetly to help her sleep awway the sickness
FL: an the bee brought some swweet totally normal non mind honey to soothe the queens sore throat
PP: /me snorts out a giggle
FL: an the purrkitty wwho was kinda a silly kitty brought the queen a reel nice paintin a cuttlefish lovve for the queen to rest her eyes on wwhen the sickness wwas gettin her dowwn
FL: an the vvirgin mother grub gavve the queen all kinds a advvice an meddled horribly but that wwas ok because she meant wwell an it reely wwas useful you sea
FL: an the dragon
FL: i dunno
FL: oh i knoww
FL: the dragon came an gavve the queen some rope an told her to use it to hang this unjust illness by the neck until it wwas dead an gone
FL: the dragon wwas kinda wweird like that
FL: an the spider brought the cuttlequeen a hammock spun from the finest silk for her to sleep in an then made bitchy remarks about howw no one evver threww her parties
FL: an the hoofbeast presented the cuttlequeen wwith a little robotic servvant hed made just for her that wwas all sealed against the wwater an wwould go fetch her things until she wwas strong enough to get them herself again
FL: an the seagoat baked her the finest desserts in all the land for her to treat herself on an i assure you none a them had slime or faygo in em just so you knoww
FL: an her purple cuttlefriend
FL: he wwent up to her
FL: an curled his tentacles around hers
an Eridan laces his fingers wwith hers --
FL: an told her soft an true as anythin
PP: /me giggles and holds Eridan's hand happily
FL: "if evver you need me"
FL: "ill be there"
FL: "no matter wwhat or wwhen or wwhere, all you need to do is call on eriglub"
FL: "an i wwill be at your side"
FL: "ready for anythin you wwant"
FL: "evven the smallest thing an evven the largest i wwill fin a wway because i wwould gill for you fefferfish an i wwould keel ovver an die if that wwas wwhat you wwanted"
PP: /me smiles brightly and presses a light kiss on Eridan's cheek
PP: You know I'd never want t)(at.
PP: W)(at ever would I do wit)(out you, )(e)(e!
is blushin an holds her hand tight --
FL: i knoww you wwouldnt fef
FL: but this is fefferfish wwere talkin about the cuttlequeen
PP: I know s)(e wouldn't eit)(er!
FL: oh do you noww
PP: S)(e reely cares about -Eriglub and s)(e'd be sad if anyt)(ing )(appened to )(im!
PP: Yea)(, I do!
FL: wwhale i suppose eriglubll be happy to hear that i dont suppose he reely wwants to be apart from her either
PP: )(ee )(ee.
PP: /me kisses Eridan on the lips briefly
PP: So I'll get better sooner, you know! )(e)(e.
PP: /me is not blushing totally
is so completely blushin an wwraps his arms around fef an kisses her on the lips right back --
FL: i wwant you wwell as soon as possible
FL: okay fef
FL: noww i guess you should probably get some rest an stuff
PP: Will you stay )(ere wit)( me?
FL: wwhale i aint got a songbird to sing you to sleep so
FL: i guess ill have to stay so i can hum you t sleep instead
FL: wwhat do you think a that
PP: /me smiles excitedly
PP: I'd love t)(at.
grins a little an settles back a little pullin her against his chest an hums "part of your world" to fef all slow an calmin --
an strokes her hair fingercombin it out an strokes her back just makin sure shes all wwarm an lovved an knowws it --
PP: /me snuggles against Eridan's chest happily, really happy with the song selection too and she would purr if she could.
PP: /me falls asleep pretty quickly too, still smiling.